patrickat:

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

QUESTION 6: Please attach your resumé as a PDF.

QUESTION 7: Please type your entire resumé into the text box below (1000 character limit).

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11:59 am  •  29 June 2018  •  119,229 notes

babywino:

eren-jaeger-is-fucking-awesome:

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

The other side is two fireworks warehouse ads

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11:26 pm  •  2 June 2018  •  162,507 notes

sealedbeastnue:

doglesbian:

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

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11:26 pm  •  2 June 2018  •  192,657 notes

agent-of-empathy:

Who is the Dumbass who decided we should stop calling medicine “potions” and “elixirs”

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11:25 pm  •  2 June 2018  •  125,529 notes

fumu:

actually the BEST character designs are the ones like this

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11:23 pm  •  2 June 2018  •  90,244 notes

cryptmutt:

friend: *vents about their problems to me*

me, unable to give actual advice:

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9:57 pm  •  2 March 2018  •  78,397 notes

ldrgf:

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

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9:56 pm  •  2 March 2018  •  226,058 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

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9:56 pm  •  2 March 2018  •  68,372 notes

answeringmysister:

sherifframb:

ello-meno-p:

I finally figured out what my aesthetic is, the colorful and whimsical, but eerie loneliness that I Spy books portray 

I Spy books did feel lonely, what the fuck.

They’re clearly designed by People In The Middle Of Something, but there are no people.

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